Blonde Jokes
“Why don’t blondes talk during sex?
Their moms taught them not to talk to strangers.”
- How do blonde braincells die? Alone.
- How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t. They’re born that way!
- How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Wave.
- How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
- How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
- Three blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would’ve seen it!
- What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”
- What do blondes do after combing their hair? Pull their pants up.
- What do you call a dead blonde in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.
- What does a blonde do after sex? Introduces herself.
- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.
- What’s a blonde’s favorite fairy tale? “Hump-me, Dump-me!”
- What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has a higher sperm count.
- What’s the difference between a blonde and a Tesla? You don’t let your friends borrow your Tesla.
- What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? Only three fingers fit in a bowling ball!
- Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?
- Why do blondes love getting boob jobs? It’s the job they’re most qualified for!
- Why does a blonde wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed.
- Why don’t you give a blondes coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
- Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod.