Dad Jokes
“My son asked me what it’s like being married to a woman.
I told him to leave me alone, so he did.
Then I asked him why he was ignoring me.”
- A son asked, “Dad, did you get a haircut?” The Dad replied, “No, I got them all cut!”
- I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
- I love your bad, I mean dad jokes.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- I’m afraid for the calendar. For its days are numbered.
- It’s not DadBod, it’s father-figure.
- When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
- Why do Dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
- Why did Dad get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
- Why did Dad put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.