Dad Jokes

“My son asked me what it’s like being married to a woman.
I told him to leave me alone, so he did.
Then I asked him why he was ignoring me.”

  1. A son asked, “Dad, did you get a haircut?” The Dad replied, “No, I got them all cut!”
  2. I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
  3. I love your bad, I mean dad jokes.
  4. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  5. I’m afraid for the calendar. For its days are numbered.
  6. It’s not DadBod, it’s father-figure.
  7. When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
  8. Why do Dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
  9. Why did Dad get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
  10. Why did Dad put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.