“A kinkster tickles his girlfriend with a feather.
A pervert uses the whole bird.”

1. A woman says, “Honey, I shaved down there. You know what that means?” The man replied, “You clogged the drain again?”
2. “Give it to me, I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She can scream all she wants, I’m keeping this umbrella.
3. How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it!
4. My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. Personally, I am on the fence.
5. They say during sex you burn as many calories as running 8 miles. “Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?”
6. What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
7. What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? “It’s not what it looks like!”
8. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
9. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? “Beat it. We’re closed!
10. What do woman and bars have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back.