Yo Mama so fat...
- Yo Mama so fat, her car has stretch marks.
- Yo Mama so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.
- Yo Mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
- Yo Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
- Yo Mama so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
- Yo Mama so fat, she left in high heels and came back in flip flops.
- Yo Mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: “To be continued!”
- Yo Mama so fat, when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
- Yo Mama so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
- Yo Mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
- Yo Mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
- Yo Mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
- Yo Mama so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said, “The one on the roof!”
Yo Mama so poor...
- Yo Mama so poor, after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.
- Yo Mama so poor, burglars feel bad and leave money.
- Yo Mama so poor, ducks throw bread at her.
- Yo Mama so poor, her doormat doesn’t say “Welcome”, it says “Welfare.”
- Yo Mama so poor, her front and back doors are on the same hinge.
- Yo Mama so poor, I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
- Yo Mama so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
- Yo Mama so poor, I threw a rock at a trash can and she asked, “Who knocked?”
- Yo Mama so poor, I walked through the front door and tripped over the back gate.
- Yo Mama so poor, Nigerian scammers wire her money.
- Yo Mama so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
- Yo Mama so poor, she can’t even afford to put her two cents in a conversation.
- Yo Mama so poor, she got a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
- Yo Mama so poor, she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
- Yo Mama so poor, she got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
- Yo Mama so poor, she takes the trash inside.
- Yo Mama so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box.
- Yo Mama so poor, when I asked for her address, she said, “Second alley from main street, behind the dumpster.”
- Yo Mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, “DING!”
- Yo Mama so poor, when I saw her kickin’ a can down the street, I asked, “Watcha doin’?” She said, “Moving!”
- Yo Mama so poor, when I saw her rolling trash cans around in an alley and asked what she was doing, she said, “Remodeling!”
- Yo Mama so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and asked, “Lost a shoe?” She said, “Nope, just found one!”
- Yo Mama so poor, when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said, “Third bucket to your right!”
- Yo Mama so poor, when I went to her house and put out a cigarette, she said, “Who turned off the heater?”
- Yo Mama so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Yo Mama so poor, your family only watches TV at Sears.
- Yo Mama so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo Mama so stupid...
- Yo Mama so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook ‘Minute Rice’.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
- Yo Mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
- Yo Mama so stupid, when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.
- Yo Mama so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
- Yo Mama so stupid, when they said, “Order in the Court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
- Yo Mama so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
Yo Mama so ugly...
- Yo Mama so ugly, even bullets refuse to go inside her.
- Yo Mama so ugly, even Ripley couldn’t believe it.
- Yo Mama so ugly, even the trash man wouldn’t pick her up.
- Yo Mama so ugly, her birth certificate came with an apology letter.
- Yo Mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
- Yo Mama so ugly, when I told her to take out the trash, she left the house.
- Yo Mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.
- Yo Mama so ugly, when she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” Her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it!”
- Yo Mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped your Grandma.
- Yo Mama so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals!”
- Yo Mama so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
- Yo Mama so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo Mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
- Yo Mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo Mama...
- Yo Mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she leave.
- Yo Mama glasses so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
- Yo Mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.
- Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they wouldn’t let her leave.
- Yo Mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
- Yo Mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Yo Mama so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and she still late to work.
- Yo Mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
- Yo Mama so lazy, when I came over for dinner, she read me recipes.
- Yo Mama so mean, even Hello Kitty said, “Goodbye.”
- Yo Mama so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
