The Warning

I.
DON’T.
FUCKING.
CHASE!

To the NASA & Saturn people
of Hollywood

No. 1
Façades

From Open-Mics to Comedy Clubs
Every answer I ever gave to a flying-monkeys question was a God-damn lie.

You gatekeepers want details concerning me?
Show me it’s not beneath you to –

Approach me,
Admit you know who I am,
& ask me yourself.

No. 2
The Flying-Monkeys

The ignoring-game?
I’ll just grow on my own.
– i.e. Following Ø –

Try to get me to chase people?
I’ll just emotionally detach from them.

Off-stage theatrics?
I look the other way.

Blackball?
I’ll build my own shit!

And so on.

No. 3
Love, Loyalty, and Respect

You’ll never manipulate me.
You’re not smart enough.

You think I walked away for no reason?

I cannot be bought with
Money, Fame, or Recognition.

My price?
Be real with me,
and I’ll be real with you.

P.S.

Pauly, Peter, Emilie, & Rozafa:
– You know who I am –

Tell Bruce Gray I said,
his cowboy hat looks fucking gay.

See you Wednesdays, if I’m not banned
…Love you!